I don’t understand how people can shower in like five minutes I mean I can go as fast as I can I still have to shampoo my hair and condition my hair and scrub myself and shave and cut myself shaving and use the blood in my summoning of the dark lord then travel to another dimension to ward off my enemies then come back and dry off how do you do that in five minutes
2 in 1 shampoo/conditioner
You’re A Hazard, Harry
the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting
So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
There is no such thing as a bad dog. Only bad people.
never and i mean absolutely never let anyone tell u that u can’t go in a bouncy castle
there is a u in bouncy
and there’s gonna be a u in that castle
F.R.I.E.N.D.S + vacations